wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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"She never felt like she belonged anywhere, except for when she was laying on her bed, pretending to be somewhere else."

Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor and Park (via bodyfluids)

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"I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it to myself."

 Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis (via euphues)

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amenpenis:

tokomon:

amenpenis:

It’s snowing
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF MARCH
WHAT THE FUCK

sis….it’s april

oh

"If you keep acting this way, you’re gonna lose my love"

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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